2005-04-21 - 9:15 a.m.
So...
I was standing outside of the college just this morning, minding my own business and smoking a stogie, when a young man came out and stood near me.
Nothing much to say about the looks of the young man, he looked just like every other college boy. Short blond hair, button up shirt, khakis.
(At least that's what they all look like were *I* go, anyway.)
I asked what time it was and fell silent again. Then... It Came.
I felt a horrible need in my bowels, the kind that just won't go away without...
RELEASE.
So I did. Quietly.
And he didn't seem to notice!
So I did it again.
He didn't move his head or look up from his the paper he was reading!
I can fart like a Ninja!
