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(have your thought thunk for ya!)

"Why?"

1. Why so many of us drool in our sleep and wake with that nasty crusty stuff in our eyes?
   Easy! It's because... Wait...

2. Why can we not remember the last person to tell us that we were beautiful or smart but we can remember all 15 people who told us how ugly and how much of a habitual screw up we are? Those who tell us we are beautiful are usually ugly. It's hard to remember ugly.

3. Why do any of us care 30 years later whether it has "great taste" or is "less filling"?
   taste and filling are the keys to any relationship.

4. Why is it that it seems that every human being feels that they have always loved more than they were loved in return? Doesn't logic suggest that for someone to love more at least someone somewhere much have loved less? And in addition, why do we have this gauge to major how much we love versus how we have been loved? Is this supposed to matter? i love you too.

5. Why is it that these places have 9-point, 14-point, 21-point inspections of your vehicles and cannot just check the damn car?
   They do. But in the 9-point inspection, they check less than in the 14-point inspection, and with MUCH less enthusiasm than they would give a 21-point inspection. Money buys hardwork, and hardwork makes money.

6. Along the same lines as number 4, why has NO ONE has ever blown a

   relationship?
   These have numbers? Everyone blows relationships. Sometimes they whole relationship is about blowing.

7. Why is it that worst thing a person can do it always the things that we are not doing no matter how wrong the things we are doing may be?
   Humans love hope.

8. Why is it that the opposite sex is so needy, possessive, brain dead, uncaring, selfish, disappointing, careless, lame, willing/unwilling to talk too much, willing/unwilling to communicate, never knows what they're doing, thinks they know

   everything, need to be taught everything, picky, inflexible, insensitive and so on and so forth?
   Because they are opposite. Which, in turn, means exactly the same as us.